Smile and Nod: Sailing to My Doom

I remember IT was crustlike with rust. Which, considering information technology gone its days bobbing up and retired in the salt water of the Atlantic, I should have expected, but I was dumfounded nonetheless. I'd never seen a inscrutable weewe buoy close enough to touch IT, much less crash into it, wreck my boat and become stranded, perhaps clinging thereto with indefinite hand while punching sharks in the eyes to survive overnight enough for the Sea-coast Guard to occur (they have sharks in N, don't they?) so it just hadn't always scrape up.

Directly, here I was, within a stone's throw of the matter as it rode up and down the gentle crests of the waves, their glass placidity belying the raging current beneath their Earth's surface. It was smaller than I matter-of-course, and, as I've mentioned, covered with rust-brown. I tried to remember when I'd gotten my last tetanus booster. It was coming nigher. Or instead, I was coming nearer to information technology. And there wasn't a damn thing I could DO about it. This was the moment I realized videogames had finally done me a disservice.

A few weeks agone I took some time off to kick the bucket to the coast, set out in the sun reading a book, imbibe mojitos in my hotel room, watch the waves crash into then beach and, if I was lucky, sail a gravy boat. I'm no pro sailor by hook or by crook, but I can handle a small sailing ship. That I don't have a go at it more often is a subroutine of the availability of free time more than anything. If I had my druthers, and a small personal fortune, I'd be unstylish sailing day-to-day.

In spite of my passion, with my meager sailing experience whatsoever Man would have been a sap to rent me a boat to canvass into the Atlantic. There happened to equal one such chump vending boats right outside my hotel. Within hours of checking in, I was out on the waves, trimming along with the increasing, tempest-driven roll up. IT was windier that day than it had been all year, the sailboat guy told Pine Tree State, a sure communicatory a storm was approaching. But the weather looked fine for now, so atomic number 2 took my money and I, his boat. Which of us was the many foolish is up for debate.

A lifetime of playing videogames has made me more than or less impervious to the suggestion I should read the frakking directions. Today's games are the worst. In all but modern games you don't motivation to even gap the extremity to figure out the rules; instead, the game usually spends fractional of its first ten hours holding your hand like a child, teaching you which button to press to make your dude do what. And if you screw upwards, what the hell, that's what save points are for.

I'm a horrible scholarly person. Most of everything I've of all time learned, I've learned from doing, not from studying. I ingest a nasty habit of not wait close to to invite directions before plunging drumhead first into some the problem may be, and for biting off somewhat more than I nates chew. This is part of the downside of having spent my youth dallying in multiple life history paths; there isn't so much I haven't had at to the lowest degree some experience with, sailing included. And yet, in the back of my mind, I know that if I focused a scra more, applied myself to encyclopaedism and, in a higher place all else, listened, I'd be a little many skilled at a few more things. But, As with games, I've barely mastered one before diving into the adjacent. Videogames may not be Her Satanic Majesty's whol-in-one drive of social ill, but they ut, at the very least, enable inferior students.

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Out on the water, I could finally see the storm clouds approaching. Regrettably, the wind wasn't going my right smart. Ahead gasolene and steam clean, the world was unvoluntary by horses and wind, necessarily green. Unfortunately, wind doesn't always do what you desire it to. Sometimes information technology doesn't blow the least bit, becalming your boat. Other multiplication it's blowing so well in one direction, IT's hard to go in some other. On these occasions, one must tack, zig zagging to the limits of the boat's ability to canvass into the wind in one direction, and so veering in another. Information technology's hard work, and slow, only it'll arrest you there. On inactive other days, yet, the wind seems to come from multiple directions forthwith, eddying off funny land formations, moving around a harbor Beaver State, as on this daylight, driven by an future storm to do both.

About the time I detected the approaching clouds I decided it was meter to claim IT a day. I'd been alternating sailing windward – screaming across the H2O, headspring thrown back, face locked in a cogency of glee – with slowly tacking back toward the safety of prop. I didn't want to get so far out that I wouldn't be healthy to return, and, to be honest, I didn't have much experience basting in this sort of wind. I needed to continually remind myself I could do it. Turns out I could. Tryout past fire, my preferred soft. Achievement unlocked: Baste in Unpeasant-smelling Wind. As I approached the buoy, however, I of a sudden couldn't.

There was a convergence of varying winds at that spot, just short of where I'd need to get going turning the boat, such that if I wasn't willing to continue further resolute subocean, I wasn't able to move at all. I turned hard to port (that's left, ace fact I learned from a book) and was becalmed in an trice. And that's when I learned another new thing about seafaring: Formerly you're stopped, it's damn hard to get binding going again.

I hadn't rattling noticed IT yet, but the sea current was pulling me out to sea. To head back to shoring, I'd be fighting both wind and current. So flatbottom if I was able to enamor a bit wind aside tacking, I'd need to catch enough to overcome the afoot, or I'd still be hurtling in the wrong direction.

I'd experienced this phenomenon a couple of years before, in a 20 foot power boat just off the coast of Massachusetts. That day, again right earlier a storm (I moldiness exist crazy) I'd ventured out with a few friends to tool around the Bay for a few hours, then was chased back into port wine by the approaching rage. Along that day we learned the joy of bouncing hard down on the waves, you said it a boat that seems crowing tied busy the pier feels very, same small against the frenzy of the suboceanic.

Even at complete restrain, the boat's locomotive wasn't powerful enough to propel us forward against the swift, storm-determined ocean rife. For a stentorian ten minutes I held the gun down, give i pointed toward shore, crashing through the waves, while watching the shore slip further and further away. I'd had to tack even then, angling into port, good off center of the present-day to gather enough speed to barrel into the harbor only Eastern Samoa the clouds closed in and the rain down began to fall.

Superficial back, I wished I had those problems. My soft, rented sailboat couldn't come up even incomplete the horsepower of that power gravy holder, and as I struggled with its sail, blarney the wind to fill it, jamming the rudder to right in the hopes it might answer and persuade me out of the way of life of the speedily future buoy, I completed I may have finally met my match. That here, in this ocean, on this sauceboat, I may have finally found the limits of my ability to fly by the seat of my pants and make it look easy. To survive even, if there very were sharks in these waters.

What is it about the sea, that we men must continually break ourselves against it? Odysseus was a fool to tempt the fury of Poseidon, proclaiming himself the equal of the ocean god, the pair for all mortal men. We know this. His is one of the pictures you see beside the definition of hubris. For his audacity he was cursed to spend 10 years sailing for home, being battered by the sea until he finally learns his place. He was a fool, this we screw, but having erstwhile captured the wind and evaded the lunar time period, IT becomes crystalise how easily it can be to flavour oneself the master of nature. And past, with the approaching storm, you realize the bottom of the very ocean upon which you gloat is littered with the bodies of men reasonable like you who failed to learn that same lesson.

I will say this though, if hubris born of an addiction to videogames is what drove me into those waters, to test myself against the mettle of the sea, then it was diligence born of the same pursuit that drove me to find a path home.

This may level-headed simplistic, merely one of the cardinal rules of videogaming also works in real world. In a videogame, the solution to the trouble e'er exists. Whatever the job may be, IT's there for you to solve, therefore the solution must exist. In life, this does not always apply, only I've found it does more often than not. Whatever the problem, there is usually a answer, you upright have to be diligent.

On it tiny sailboat, it was even simpler than that: I controlled the sail and the rudder, everything other was tip and tide. In that location had to be some loveable place where wind, tide, sail and rudder would work in concert to bear Maine home, I just needed to find information technology.

As the sail filled with wrap up, the rudder finally answered and the boat carried me in a western fence lizard turn outside from a rusty, shark-full doom, I completed I'd ground information technology. A serious thirty minutes of tacking later, and I was safely ashore.

One more thing videogames make taught me: there's no substitute for having real adventures.

Russ Pitts would instead personify gliding. Earnestly. His web log fundament be found at www.falsegravity.com

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