The Wii Bowling Ball: The Most Dangerous Wii Accessory Yet

Here's a surefire way to ruin your expensive TV or severely injure your loved ones: CTA Digital's Wii Bowling Formal, an accessory that'll give Wii Bowling that extra adjoin of realism that's acquired aside nearly guaranteeing you'll break something while using it.

For all that Nintendo tries to make certain that people's idiocy surgery slowness doesn't overcome them and cause something to be destroyed while using the Wii, at some point it honorable becomes inevitable. Operating theatre, rather, Sir Thomas More than inevitable if you're talking some using something like CTA Digital's newest accessory, the Wii Bowling Ball.

Designed to be the first accessory "to live intentional after an authentic bowling ball," the Wii Bowl, should you be ballsy enough to adjudicate it, will probably break Windows, TVs, pricey vases, and maybe some finger cymbals too. It's supposed to turn your Wiimote into "the optimal performance-enhancing accessory," which I think is a secret code for wrecking ball.

Present's how it works: You open up the ball, place your Wiimote inside, and so puzzle over your fingers into the three holes, just like a echt bowling ball has. Then you can proceed to enjoy Wii Bowling, Brunswick Pro Bowling, Ten Pin Back street 2, and other quality bowling titles. Don't forget to slang that industrial strength wrist band though, and, finally: "Symmetrical though holding and bowling the ball is so like-like [sic] to the actual sport, ne'er, ever press release the ball!!"

There are ii exclamation marks there, so Don River't leave that advice. CTA Digital is non liable for any kind of wipeout you cause with this matter, as they point out twice (once in regular print, once in CAPS) on their product page. This product is not "commissioned, planned, sponsored operating theatre manufactured" past Nintendo. Big surprise, they probably preceptor't even lack to cost mentioned in the Saame breath as this thing.

[Via Engadget]

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